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Category Archives: Animals
Japanese Kittens & Puppies – WARNING – Cuteness Level: ASIAN

☯The kittehs and doggystyles in Japan are > cuter than English and American ones. I don’t know why. I swear they bio engineer these beasts. Fuck Yeah
November 2011; it’s been a good month already

Johnny Massacre’s Tumblr archive shows you what his life is like in the first weeks of November 2011. Fuck Yeah
Ever Wondered What Whale Tastes Like?

Johnny Massacre supports whaling … see pictures of how whale is eaten in Japan. Fuck Yeah
I KNOW DAT FEEL BRO

Gators evolve. Fuck Yeah
Posted in Animals
Tagged funny animals, gators hugging, I know dat feel bro, just hug it out
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The Trolls Are Clawing At The Twin Vulcan Gates

I got a message today via the Twin Vulcan contact form from an anonymous troll named “Ice Man”. This is what he said… Fuck Yeah
Pug Darth Vader
Posted in Animals
Tagged Costume, Darth Vader, Darth Vader Pug, Dog, Dog Costume, Pug, Star Wars, Vader, Vader Pug
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Doggy AT-AT

Imagine having your house humped by a horny AT-AT. Fuck Yeah
Posted in Animals
Tagged Animal Cosplay, AT-AT, Dog, Dog AT-AT, Dog Cosplay, Dog Costume, Star Wars
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SPHINX CAT – TIME TO BUY!

One, two, three and to the four, a bunch of fucking freaks are knocking at your door. Fuck Yeah
Octopus moving in the food

OM NOM NOM NOM NOM! Fuck Yeah





