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- Added a sneaky mile to collect tempura. I just ran 1.04 mi @ a 11'48"/mi pace with Nike+. http://t.co/E9b49jlylW #nikeplus
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- Time to SPLIT THE ATOM.
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- Pharrell Williams. Massive hero. MASSIVE. Legend set in stone. http://t.co/yHUitwHO9q
- Give me a microphone and you won't get it back.
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Category Archives: Random
Future TWiN VULCAN sofa?
Should we buy this? We need black. There is no black. Only brown and grey… Fuck Yeah
£OHNN¥ MASSACRE invades people’s dreams
I was in someone’s dream … that must mean I am amazing. Fuck Yeah
GOOKIIIEEEEE
GOOOKKKIIIEEEEEE@(£)*(@$*()$* Fuck Yeah
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Tagged Cookie Monster, Eat This, Johnny Massacre, Maniacity, Sesame Street, Twin Vulcan, Ultrasound, Vulcanaut
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Batman’s Night Out – Greatest YouTube Video Of All Time?
Watch Batman, in real life, scare people, buy beef jerky and get the chick at the end. Fuck Yeah
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Tagged Batman, Batman's Night Out, Night, Out, Toronto, Toronto Batman, YouTube
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These Are Not the Droids You’re Looking For…
Posted in Movies, Random, Style
Tagged Johnny Massacre, Obi Wan Kenobi, Star Wars, These Are Not The Droids You're Looking For, Twin Vulcan
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How to Evict a Tumblr Cybersquatter
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Tagged Cyber, Cybersquatter, Cybersquatting, Evict, Help, Johnny Massacre, Remove, Squatter, Squatters, Tumblr
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November 2011; it’s been a good month already
Johnny Massacre’s Tumblr archive shows you what his life is like in the first weeks of November 2011. Fuck Yeah
How to Light Your Cigarette, Like a Boss
Just don’t drop your lighter, and be careful lighting strangers’ cigarettes. Fuck Yeah
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Tagged light your cigarette with a lightsaber, Lightsaber cigarette
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Spider-Man Fell On Hard Times
Spidey had his brains mashed by The Lizard and ended up cleaning windows. Better than working in Walmart…. Fuck Yeah
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Tagged cleaning windows, Spider-Man, Spiderman, Spidey, Window Cleaner
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