Massacre TUMBLR
- “@TheWeebl: Sign up with Ye Olde TImey Apple. Just send 3 bushels of corn by carrier stoat or plague'd courier.” Haha … "bushels"!
- “@TheWeebl: Why do Apple insist on documents being faxed to get a dev account? Who the fuck has a fax machine in this day and age.” #irony
- RT @b0ombox: #10sexiestmales and @JohnnyMassacre to round off my list
- @b0ombox FANX MATE <3
- RT @jonnyrockunit: right wing nationalist propaganda does not equate to good car marketing
- @PEAB0 get on ichat...
- @PEAB0 I dunno man, I think it has SEGA Saturn graphics! And looks the wrong side of cheesy trying to be dark.
- The new trailer for The Amazing Spider-Man: http://t.co/a8BgO5TZ”
- Wenger is fucking mental. Vermaelen at left back??? KOSC AT RIGHT, COQ LEFT, VERM MIDLEE WITH MER YOU IDIOT #arsenal
- This just in, I can't spell knew.
- No wonder we're rudderless at the helm. Sad, but true. Dein new football had sold its soul. We should have sold ours.
- David Dein was a football man who brought Arsene, who new footie was going megabucks. Ousted by fogie PHW. He was the man. Replaced by Stan.
- Man Connected to Border Tunnel Sentenced to 25 Years | NBC San Diego http://t.co/zW3aBRS0 via @nbcsandiego
- My mint copy of "Kemistry" by @MRGOLDIE just made me well up with tears … man … this is some fucking amazing piece of history right here.
- RT @TheWeebl: Imagine a penis zooming into the sky, shot from a sort of apollo 13 takeoff angle. That's my work for today. This is some ...
- RT @TheWeebl: Wassabi popcorn ; surprisingly alright.
- RT @TheWeebl: wonder if I can make it to 6000 followers today.
- RT @TheWeebl: Torn between censoring a gigantic penis with pixelation or wolfs.
- Haha take that you cunny McLeish
- McLeish"It was an elbow in the face - look at my face … my nose is a result of elbows all my career. It is something which is dangerous."
Category Archives: Smut
November 2011; it’s been a good month already
Johnny Massacre’s Tumblr archive shows you what his life is like in the first weeks of November 2011. Fuck Yeah
The Man Who Fucked Barbie
This man took Barbie’s virginity, and he’s still up there in her misty log cabin. Fuck Yeah
Justin Bieber Allegedly has a Love Child
According to this whacked-out, very popular Taiwanese computer-generated-reenactment news channel, Justin Bieber has had a kid after fucking some broad backstage. This video is the weirdest thing we have ever seen, and whether it’s true or not you have to watch it for a computerised Justin Bieber sprouting devil horns and fucking a groupy. It’s better than Casablanca. Fuck Yeah
Posted in Smut
Tagged Baby, Child, Father, Groupy, Justin Bieber, Love Child, Pregnant
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See Kids, Smoking IS Cool
Proof once and for all that if pretty people smoke, it makes smoking a good thing. You should try it, kids. It’s so fun! Fuck Yeah
Japanese Transvestite Drinks Beer in 1 Second
This man is quite possibly as impressive at drinking as Usain Bolt is at running. Fuck Yeah
Posted in Japan, Random, Smut
Tagged 1 second, Beer, drinks, drinks beer in one second, Japanese Man, one second, transvestite
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How Trees Fuck
Is this a tree hugger? Or an incestuous tree fucker? Or is it just a man-tree trying to … aww forget it. Fuck Yeah
I Want To Put My Penis Inside Jennifer Aniston
I love Jennifer Aniston. I just want to have sex with her so bad. No wonder I made a song about her on my new album where I screamed her name at least 30 times (I am not joking). She is 42 years old, and hotter than most 21 year olds. Yes, Jennifer, come to me. There is still time if you’re lucky. Fuck Yeah
Girls In Oktoberfest Have Massive Tits
Since I’m half German, I should really go to Oktoberfest where people drink beer and play with boobies. Maybe that’s why I’m such a nazi on the mic. And why the fuck do they have it in September? And where do you go when you get there? Oh, MOMMY HELP ME Fuck Yeah
How to Get Boobies in Logic Pro 9
I like to look at tits when I produce music. All those other dudes like looking at knobs. Fuck Yeah
