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- { you are handsome! i like you! } – Mar 16, 3:58 PM
- { Honestly, I just turned 18, yea, I also wanna have sex with Jennifer Aniston. I don't know, SHE'S SO HOT. Love masturbating while viewing her... } – Dec 07, 12:03 PM
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} – Nov 13, 12:37 PM - { ASY the musical equivalent of Ryodinho Miyaichi??! I'm there! } – Oct 31, 4:25 AM
- { ASY the musical equivalent of Ryodinho Miyaichi??! I'm there! } – Oct 31, 4:25 AM
- It's true when I natter, words spill from grey matter, like rich gravy splatters, on posh silver platters.
- @Dr_Awing my shisha days could be numbered I nearly threw up after that session! Apple pieeeeee
- The doc gave me some prozac!
- VANDALISE whole cities. TAKE OUT your AGGRESSION on the weak for no reason. Learn how to CHANNEL SOCIOPATHIC... http://t.co/AufME2Lmvp
- I'm so sick I sleep in the recovery position.
- Shall I wax my chest? The vote has begun. I will do whatever the majority vote. http://t.co/XtxtvCPC35
- I don't often ask this but: If you all like the post pinned to the top of this page with the pole dancers on,... http://t.co/D2kB8428Kh
- Benzos are not to be fucked with.
- A man has reportedly severed his own penis in front of horrified onlookers in Redruth, Cornwall.
- @ESPNCaddie Loved your ESPN commentary about water near the green "If you put on too much backspin with a wedge then … BLOOP!"
- @KyleBosman You're a hero bro! Loved your pre and post Xbox show. I swear I started the trend on GT chat "Xbox, go home!" Bleurgh!
- @arseblog Pubis truly has orc DNA! He looks more goblinny than the goblins in LOTR.
- Hey guys! XBOX ONE! No new Halo but a HALO TV SERIES! Waaaaaow TV!!!!!!
- @semilunao was not very full at all mate. You didn't miss out!!
- What I wanted from Xbox One was games. Their reveal showed no games for 20 minutes; just TV, Kinect (who gives a... http://t.co/LS8iulWhzc
- @jonnyrockunit Did you see that car crash reveal? "Experience", "Content", "Television", little games. #carcrash
- XBOX ONE! HAHAHAHAHAHHAH! TV, TV, TV! SKYPE. INTERNET EXPLORER. TV IS THE CENTRAL PART OF THE FAMILY HOME.... http://t.co/SwroR6WVm2
- Xbox Infinity reveal in T-minus 10 minutes. http://t.co/6c2E6XOL47
- Nuts comic-style package design on this new Japanese candy I saw today. http://t.co/XMcTHSOOQR
- I took a tranquilizer last night and felt very little but when I briefly woke up in the middle of the night I... http://t.co/BqiIUJyzLk
Category Archives: Smut
$HIBU¥A Tattoo Ass Girl
Dat ass… Fuck Yeah
November 2011; it’s been a good month already
Johnny Massacre’s Tumblr archive shows you what his life is like in the first weeks of November 2011. Fuck Yeah
The Man Who Fucked Barbie
This man took Barbie’s virginity, and he’s still up there in her misty log cabin. Fuck Yeah
Justin Bieber Allegedly has a Love Child
According to this whacked-out, very popular Taiwanese computer-generated-reenactment news channel, Justin Bieber has had a kid after fucking some broad backstage. This video is the weirdest thing we have ever seen, and whether it’s true or not you have to watch it for a computerised Justin Bieber sprouting devil horns and fucking a groupy. It’s better than Casablanca. Fuck Yeah
Posted in Smut
Tagged Baby, Child, Father, Groupy, Justin Bieber, Love Child, Pregnant
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See Kids, Smoking IS Cool
Proof once and for all that if pretty people smoke, it makes smoking a good thing. You should try it, kids. It’s so fun! Fuck Yeah
Japanese Transvestite Drinks Beer in 1 Second
This man is quite possibly as impressive at drinking as Usain Bolt is at running. Fuck Yeah
Posted in Japan, Random, Smut
Tagged 1 second, Beer, drinks, drinks beer in one second, Japanese Man, one second, transvestite
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How Trees Fuck
Is this a tree hugger? Or an incestuous tree fucker? Or is it just a man-tree trying to … aww forget it. Fuck Yeah
I Want To Put My Penis Inside Jennifer Aniston
I love Jennifer Aniston. I just want to have sex with her so bad. No wonder I made a song about her on my new album where I screamed her name at least 30 times (I am not joking). She is 42 years old, and hotter than most 21 year olds. Yes, Jennifer, come to me. There is still time if you’re lucky. Fuck Yeah
