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- Another Arsenal Blog: A dark day for football http://t.co/KwBXrpn3 via @1979gooner
- Haha Ashley Cole showing zero class as he desperately claims "Now no one can say nuffing to me" re: his Chelsea move. He must hurt inside.
- @Lukeybwoy : ]
- RT @arseblog: Haha. One of the Spurs fans in this bar is crying. There's gonna be a fight soon
- Classy Drogba runs at his fans and throws his shirt down on the floor so no one can have it, posturing all the while.
- Okay Chelsea won the champions league, wake me up when this silly nightmare ends, will you?
- Haha at least Tottenham aren't in the Champions League
- @arseblog This is so, so wrong and doesn't make any sense.
- Wtf Chelsea win the champions league? How is this even possible? I don't even
- Please Drogba miss….
- OMG you twat Schweinsteiger
- Schweinsteiger will suely not miss
- Damnit!!! Chelsea draw level, 3 a piece with Bayern, COME ON BAYERN
- OH IF ASHLEY COLE MISSES I WILL JUMP FOR JOY YOU LITTLE ARSENAL LEAVING TRAITOR SCUMBAG
- Omg amazing chech save. Fuck. Chance for Chelsea to draw level. Chech with his stupid helmet looks like fucking toad from Super Mario.
- Fat chelsea pie eaters in crowd looking nervous. I want them to be crying later.
- Damn Lampard shanked it in. The cunt. Bayern 3, chelsea 2.
- I'd love it if Lampard misses so much.
- Wow, Bayern keeper scores wtf. Okay Bayern 3 Chelsea 1
- Goalkeeper taking a penalty wtf for bayern? WHY?
Category Archives: Smut
November 2011; it’s been a good month already
Johnny Massacre’s Tumblr archive shows you what his life is like in the first weeks of November 2011. Fuck Yeah
The Man Who Fucked Barbie
This man took Barbie’s virginity, and he’s still up there in her misty log cabin. Fuck Yeah
Justin Bieber Allegedly has a Love Child
According to this whacked-out, very popular Taiwanese computer-generated-reenactment news channel, Justin Bieber has had a kid after fucking some broad backstage. This video is the weirdest thing we have ever seen, and whether it’s true or not you have to watch it for a computerised Justin Bieber sprouting devil horns and fucking a groupy. It’s better than Casablanca. Fuck Yeah
Posted in Smut
Tagged Baby, Child, Father, Groupy, Justin Bieber, Love Child, Pregnant
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See Kids, Smoking IS Cool
Proof once and for all that if pretty people smoke, it makes smoking a good thing. You should try it, kids. It’s so fun! Fuck Yeah
Japanese Transvestite Drinks Beer in 1 Second
This man is quite possibly as impressive at drinking as Usain Bolt is at running. Fuck Yeah
Posted in Japan, Random, Smut
Tagged 1 second, Beer, drinks, drinks beer in one second, Japanese Man, one second, transvestite
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How Trees Fuck
Is this a tree hugger? Or an incestuous tree fucker? Or is it just a man-tree trying to … aww forget it. Fuck Yeah
I Want To Put My Penis Inside Jennifer Aniston
I love Jennifer Aniston. I just want to have sex with her so bad. No wonder I made a song about her on my new album where I screamed her name at least 30 times (I am not joking). She is 42 years old, and hotter than most 21 year olds. Yes, Jennifer, come to me. There is still time if you’re lucky. Fuck Yeah
Girls In Oktoberfest Have Massive Tits
Since I’m half German, I should really go to Oktoberfest where people drink beer and play with boobies. Maybe that’s why I’m such a nazi on the mic. And why the fuck do they have it in September? And where do you go when you get there? Oh, MOMMY HELP ME Fuck Yeah
