Category Archives: Smut

How Trees Fuck

Tree fucker

Is this a tree hugger? Or an incestuous tree fucker? Or is it just a man-tree trying to … aww forget it. Fuck Yeah

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I Want To Put My Penis Inside Jennifer Aniston

I love Jennifer Aniston. I just want to have sex with her so bad. No wonder I made a song about her on my new album where I screamed her name at least 30 times (I am not joking). She is 42 years old, and hotter than most 21 year olds. Yes, Jennifer, come to me. There is still time if you’re lucky. Fuck Yeah

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Girls In Oktoberfest Have Massive Tits

Since I’m half German, I should really go to Oktoberfest where people drink beer and play with boobies. Maybe that’s why I’m such a nazi on the mic. And why the fuck do they have it in September? And where do you go when you get there? Oh, MOMMY HELP ME Fuck Yeah

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How to Get Boobies in Logic Pro 9

I like to look at tits when I produce music. All those other dudes like looking at knobs. Fuck Yeah

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Fuck the royal family

See this ho? This bitch’s ass is more famous than her face. And the chump next to her is everything wrong with England. Fuck Yeah

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Free Snippet of Johnny Massacre’s 1st Album

Since @N3XUZ asked so nicely on Twitter, I am giving this free preview of the last track on my album to whoever reads this. Fuck Yeah

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The Peckham Terminator

Official trailer [HD] for ‘The Peckham Terminator’. Fuck Yeah

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Promo Videos Section Now Up

Twin Vulcan creates promotional videos for events, and they’re kerazy. Promoters come inside, everyone else … come and watch. Fuck Yeah

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