Ever Wondered What Whale Tastes Like?

raw whale

Whale tastes fucking delicious.

C’mon, it’s like a massive sea cow. So much to go around for everyone. Plus whales look like giant sausages; close enough.

There is proof they are not endangered.

No one knows for sure, but for fuck’s sake it’s not like in the case of certain species of tiger whose populations you can count on both hands.

Japan always ate whales. It’s not a huge part of their diet. It’s no different to the damn tuna you people fade, which is also “near endangered’ but not endangered. “Ooohh savveee the tunnna” … yeah we don’t hear you saying that because tuna are about as attractive as Drake.

The only reason people want to protect whales is because they’re big, beautiful animals.

OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM!

This whale was eaten in Shibuya, Tokyo. Yeah, on the main street. It’s weird people don’t know about this shop. On the menu was whale fin, whale tempura, raw whale sashimi and BBQ whale – all delicious. It tastes like beef, with a sea-spray aftertaste. And it’s one of the nicest things I’ve ever eaten. The black squares with white skin is raw whale; that is amazing. The floury white stuff is fried … oh yeah. And the weird shredded stuff is fin – TASTY.

Die whale, die!!

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  • Bbvj98

    Hope aliens will come soon to eat you first.

  • Janine Eichler91

    did you try whale meat?
    if yes .. tell me is it true that whale meal is greasy? heart ’bout it …
    I am not against whaling I mean youre damn right ’bout the Tuna!
    But But I do not want that whales are extinct.

    sorry for my bad english.. I am german

  • I am half German.

    I ate all types of whale meat. It isn’t greasy. It’s like a mixture of beef and sea spray.