Johnny Massacre’s soon-to-be-homeland

Always dreamed about moving to the land of the riseing sun… or Australia. Then I learned that Australia has some of the most poisonious snakes in spiders in all the world. Krikey! Screw that. I might visist there but no amount of marsupials and Steve Erwin sound alikes would get me to live there. But the idea of being able to get a descent unagi roll a quarter block away from the house still sounds great to me.

I LOVE $HIBU¥A

It’s perfection here.