Moon Carpet

Apparently this costs like over $1,000. But then you’ll have a moon carpet. We want to rub our faces in it and pretend we’re three again. In the words of Schwarzenegger: “BRING YOR TOYZ BAK TO DEE GARPET! BRING YOU TOYZ BAK TO DEE GARPET … bring it ***BEKKKK!!!!****

Tell us what you think about the moon carpet in the comments below. This is serious, important stuff. Homework? Fuck that!! Procrastinate!

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