Tag Archives: Tits

Jun Amaki + Pineapples

This Japanese bird is kinda in trend mode at the moment because she did a cover of that Pineapple Pen song, and changed the word pen to tits in Japanese, literally spelling out shit by accident. Seriously. Fuck Yeah

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I Want To Put My Penis Inside Jennifer Aniston

I love Jennifer Aniston. I just want to have sex with her so bad. No wonder I made a song about her on my new album where I screamed her name at least 30 times (I am not joking). She is 42 years old, and hotter than most 21 year olds. Yes, Jennifer, come to me. There is still time if you’re lucky. Fuck Yeah

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Girls In Oktoberfest Have Massive Tits

Since I’m half German, I should really go to Oktoberfest where people drink beer and play with boobies. Maybe that’s why I’m such a nazi on the mic. And why the fuck do they have it in September? And where do you go when you get there? Oh, MOMMY HELP ME Fuck Yeah

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