JENNIFER ANISTON LYRICS

[by JOHNN¥ MASSACRE FEAT. MART COACH]

[Johnny Massacre]

I can’t hear ya man … I’ve only got fuckin’ ears for Jennifer

[Mart Coach]

I have … I have … I have JD moments. D’you ever watch Scrubs?

[Johnny Massacre]

OOOHHHHHH!

Jenny J-Jennifer J-J-Jenny J-Jennifer J-J-Jennyfer Jennifer

I’ll be there for you, I’ll be there for you, I’ll be there for you

HOOOOOOO!

SUUUUUUU!

Jennifer Jennifer J-J-Jennifer, Jennifer J-J-Jennifer Jennifer

OHHH!

Jennifer Jennifer J-J-Jennifer Jennifer J-J-Jennifer Jennifer

I’m obsessed with you!

(laughs)

[VERSE 1]

Smash writer’s block to pieces with my thesis

Creative juices flushin’ out like faeces

I take my hatred and my passive aggression

And I stash it in my jacket like a concealed weapon

I wanna be the best, I’m tryin’ not to go insane

How can I do it when Eminem’s in this game?

It’s like goin’ toe-to-toe with a fighter jet

When all you’ve got’s a catapult and a Chevrolet

URGH

[Evil Shenius]

(Taking cumshot)

OOHHH BABY! Right in the eye!

[Johnny Massacre]

Evil sheniuses scheming for my penis and I dunno why

Hoes want my babies and my whole brain

Bitches are like zombies riding on my fuckin’ soul train

Every day’s Halloween in my domain

I’m not American but I’m an Obama nation

I listen to my bitch, when it’s her plan it’s fun…

…but I’d rather be fucking Jennifer Aniston

[CHORUS 1]

[Johnny Massacre & Mart Coach]

OHHHHHH! JENNY, JENNY, JENNY, JENNY, JENNY!

[Jennifer Aniston]

OH!

[Johnny Massacre & Mart Coach]

JEN I WANNA BE THERE FOR YOU!

FOR YOU!

[Johnny Massacre]

For you…

HOOOOO!

[Johnny Massacre & Mart Coach]

OH! JENNY, JENNY, JENNY, JENNY, JENNY!

[Jennifer Aniston]

OH!

[Johnny Massacre & Mart Coach]

JEN I WANNA BE THERE FOR YOU!

[Johnny Massacre]

I’m obsessed with you…

[Mart Coach]

Hahahahahaha!

[Johnny Massacre]

Jennifer…

[Johnny Massacre & Mart Coach]

OHHHHHH! JENNY, JENNY, JENNY, JENNY, JENNY!

JEN I WANNA BE THERE FOR YOU!

FOR YOU!

[Johnny Massacre]

For you…

HOOOOO!

WOO!

[Johnny Massacre & Mart Coach]

OHHHHHH! JENNY, JENNY, JENNY, JENNY, JENNY!

JEN I WANNA BE THERE FOR YOU!

[Johnny Massacre]

I’m obsessed with you

Jennifer…

[VERSE 2]

I hit the verse like a heavyweight coffin from a hearse…

…tumblin’ out the back, landin’ on the earth

You how heavy those things really be?

I’ve seen dead faces in places they shouldn’t be

And I…

…can’t rap not biggin’ Biggie up

Blow a kiss to the sky

Why’d that rapper have to die?

Jay-Z used to say his name, then he found fame…

…now you don’t hear him mention “Mr. Frank White” again

How ironic

A white middle-class kid with chronic…

…depressions is the only person singin’ Biggie’s blessings

Damn!

Why’d they fuckin’ stick Biggie for his paper?

Suge Knight, Perez, Dave Mack

(Plot the caper)

What these rappers nowadays have to learn…

…is that nobody cares how much cheddar that they have to churn

Fantasies of taking off Jennifer’s blue, tight jeans

Thought your dreams were, obscene?

Nah…

(You should see my dreams…)

[CHORUS 2]

[Johnny Massacre & Mart Coach]

OHHHHHH! JENNY, JENNY, JENNY, JENNY, JENNY!

[Jennifer Aniston]

OH!

[Johnny Massacre & Mart Coach]

JEN I WANNA BE THERE FOR YOU!

FOR YOU!

[Johnny Massacre]

For you…

HOOOOO!

[Johnny Massacre & Mart Coach]

OH! JENNY, JENNY, JENNY, JENNY, JENNY!

[Jennifer Aniston]

OH!

[Johnny Massacre & Mart Coach]

JEN I WANNA BE THERE FOR YOU!

[Johnny Massacre]

I’m obsessed with you…

[Mart Coach]

Hahahahahaha!

[Johnny Massacre]

Jennifer…

[Johnny Massacre & Mart Coach]

OHHHHHH! JENNY, JENNY, JENNY, JENNY, JENNY!

JEN I WANNA BE THERE FOR YOU!

FOR YOU!

[Johnny Massacre]

For you…

HOOOOO!

WOO!

[Johnny Massacre & Mart Coach]

OHHHHHH! JENNY, JENNY, JENNY, JENNY, JENNY!

JEN I WANNA BE THERE FOR YOU!

[Johnny Massacre]

I’m obsessed with you

Jennifer…

[BRIDGE]

Every day’s Halloween in my domain

URGH

[Evil Shenius]

OOHHH BABY!

[Johnny Massacre]

Bitches are like zombies ridin’ on my fuckin’ soul, soul, soul

Every day’s Halloween in my domain

[Evil Shenius]

OOHHH BABY!

[Johnny Massacre]

Bitches are like zombies…

[CHORUS 3]

[Johnny Massacre & Mart Coach]

AHHHHH!

JENNY! JEN I WANNA BE THERE FOR YOU!

FOR YOU!

AHHHHH!

JENNY! JEN I WANNA BE THERE FOR YOU!

FOR YOU!

THERE FOR YOU, THERE FOR YOU, THERE FOR YOU, THERE-THERE FOR YOU

THERE FOR YOU, THERE FOR YOU…

THERE FOR YOU, THERE FOR YOU, THERE FOR YOU, THERE-THERE FOR YOU

THERE FOR YOU, THER FORE YOU…

 

[OUTRO]

[???]

He’s a freestyle rapper

Rapper, rapper … rapper

Whatever, whatever that, whatever that, whatever that is, that is, that is

He’s a freestyle…

…freestyle rapper

Rap, ra-rapper

Whatever that, whatever that, whatever that, whatever that is, that is, that is

He’s found some sort of a beat in the early part of this game…

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